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Daily joke and the culture behind
Narrator – Dave 中国英语世界第一人
Thursday, June 14th, 2018
Fred Dingaling
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what? " the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. "
“After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.”
“Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. "
“Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS, so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. "
“Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."The officer let him go without even a warning."
Acronyms 缩略词
1. MD: Doctor of Medicine 医学博士
2. DDS：Doctor of Dental Surgery 牙科博士
3. VD: Venereal Desease 性病
4. ADA： American Dental Association 美国牙医学会
5. AMA: American Medical Association 美国医学协会
Dingaling: penis
Topic for Today
What acronyms might be attractions for you?
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