There's a wocket in my pocket 2016.01.04

There’s A Wocket In My Pocket! By Dr. Seuss And a FINDOW in my WINDOW And a NOOK GASE in my BOOK CASE Did you ever have the feeling there’s a WASKET in your BASKET? …Or a NUREAU in your BUREAU? …Or a WOSET in your CLOSET? Sometimes I feel quite CERTAIN there’s a JERTAIN in the CURTAIN. Sometimes I have the feeling there’s a ZLOCK behind the CLOCK. And that ZELF up on that SHELF! I have talked to him Myself. That’s the kind of house I live in. There’s a NINK in the SINK. And a ZAMP in the LAMP. And they’re rather nice …I think. Some of them are very friendly. Like the YOT in the POT. But that YOTTLE in the BOTTLE! Some are friendly. Some are NOT. I like the ZABLE on the TABLE. And the GHAIR under the CHAIR. But that BOFA on the SOFA… Well, I wish he wasn’t there. All those NUPBOARDS in the CUPBOARDS. They’re good fun to have about. But that NOOTH GRUSH on my TOOTH BRUSH… Him I could do without! They only one I’m really scared of is that VUG under the RUG. And that QUIMNEY up the CHIMNEY… I don’t like him. Not at all. And it makes me sort of nervous when the ZALL scoots down the HALL. But the YEPS on the STEPS --- They’re great fun to have around. And so are many, many other friends that I have found… …Like the TELLAR and the NELLAR and the GELLAR and the DELLAR and the BELLAR and the WELLAR and the ZELLAR in the CELLAR. …And the GEELING on the CEILING… …and the ZOWER in my SHOWER… …and the ZILLOW on my PILLOW. I don’t care if you believe it. That’s the kind of house I live in. And I hope we never leave it.